Bow-chika-bow-bow in chiptones would be bleep-dinka-bink-bink or something, right? Or it’d sound like this boot-knockin’ mixtape an obviously bored (and, today, who isn’t?) The -Minus World put together.
Here are the five soundtrack candidates for the hot monkey sex you’ve always seen other people having but were too afraid to pay for yourself.
• Killer 7 – White Sugar
• Mega Man 2 – Wood Man Theme
• Sonic The Hedgehog 2 – Casino Night Zone
• Disgaea: HOD – You Go Girl
• Marvel VS. Capcom 2 – Player Select Theme
The Wood Man pun is obvious. But when it comes (snicker) to sex, I’m not sure anything involving a quickdraw artist like Sonic the Hedghog is a good theme.
Links to each of the tracks are over on The -Minus World’s page.
Five Video Game Songs That Would Make Perfect Porno Music [The -Minus World. Image also MW’s.]
