Penny Arcade nails it in three panels. Then F@NBOY$ goes and re-nails it in seven. Well, they re-nail Nintendo's cringe-inducing presser, anyway.
Both full size strips are on the jump. Sorry to do that, but at front-page width you can't make out the words.
It's Just Like Being There [Penny Arcade]
Eeee Threeee [F@NBOY$]