Do Not Email Me About Buying an iPed

To: Crecente
From: Bashcraft
RE: House Listed!

I have gotten a gajillion emails tonight from people interested in buying an iPed. I have no idea where you can buy an iPed. Nowhere in my post do I indicate that I do. Don't ask me. Use Google! Go to China! Argh!!

(Oh, and you have a nice house! Love that Kotaku is on your office's computer screen.)

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