To: Ash
From: Crecente
Re: Tough Times In Asia

Our house is now officially up for sale. The professional photographer came by yesterday to take pictures of every room and create a virtual tour. I couldn't help but quickly run around the house when he wasn't looking and hide Kotaku business cards in every room. Easter Eggs!!!

I mostly did it because I'm 7, but also because it cracks me up. Did I just give the same excuse twice?

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