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Do Not Dwell On Tongue-Eating Parasite

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To: Ash
From: Totilo
Re: What Are Your Plans For The Weekend?

Ash wanted to know what my weekend plans are. Why, to follow Kotaku reader's Civ V orders, of course. Other things may occur as well: An attempt at another sub-27-minute four-mile treadmill run. A dinner with my brother before he ends his visit to New York. Some more Lego Harry Pottering on my 360.

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I'll probably do some work on Sunday. Laundry. House could use a vacuuming.

Water the plants? Yeah, maybe water the plants.

Three breakfasts, three lunches, three dinners. Read into a stack of comics that's on my nightstand. Finally finish the This American Lifes on my iPod so I can do all my remaining podcast-listening on my iPhone.

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Also: try not to think too much about the parasite I learned about today, the one that swims into a snapper fish's mouth, eats its tongue, turns itself around and then acts as the snapper's tongue — a tongue with eyes! Yes, I will spend part of my weekend trying to not think about that. (Warning: this parasite may gross you out.)

Take a few showers. Read comments from people who hate Tim Rogers columns. Order my fellow New Yorkers to be nice to the visiting Crecentes.

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Not watch the Lost epilogue.

Probably some other stuff too.

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