
That’s right, it’s Crusader Kings III patch notes time.
The game—very likely my Game of The Year nomination—has already set a very high bar for patch notes, but this latest round has seen the mark improved.
I could list them all straight from Steam’s changelog, but really, it’s better—and more thematically appropriate—to hear them in the style of a town crier:
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Laugh if you will, but these wouldn’t have been detected and fixed if people hadn’t run into them as actual issues.
DISCUSSION
“You can no longer confide in friends you do not have.”
Never have a patch note made me feel as lonely as this.