Without the Wii, human beings would not have invented the Wii bowling ball, the Wii steering wheel and other debatably useful pieces of plastic. With the Wii U comes mankind's next great leap in this sort of thing, as proven by the new products revealed today by peripheral-maker Atomic Accessories.

Surely, it can't get more ridiculous than this? Or did it already?

Some Wii U Accessories For Your Christmas Stocking [NintendoLife, via GoNintendo]