Backhanded Box Quotes: Pro Hater Edition

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Welcome back to "Backhanded Box Quotes," a collection of measured, thoughtful criticism from the user reviews of Metacritic, Amazon and elsewhere. Good luck getting a job with Irrational Games if your game shows up here.

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NCAA Football 13

Released: July 10

Critic: guillermop (Metacritic)
"This game is alpha quality at best this game is trash, am I a EA hater? for sure, they definitely deserve the hate."

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Score: 0.

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater HD

Released: July 18.

Critic: SkidRowTrash (Metacritic)
"[The music] is downright offensive to your ears. Absolutely the worst trash I have ever heard with the exception of a few."

Score: 0.

Critic: AnthonyG (Metacritic)
"Whenever your skater falls over. The screen flashes a huge bright white light for a few seconds tlll it restarts. This has given me a massive headache and hurt my eyes after only a very short game. It really is that bad."

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Score: 0.

Deadlight

Released: Aug. 1

Critic: Dilop93 (Metacritic)
"BORIIIING, Microsoft, You owe me 4 hours of my life."

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Score: 0.

Dyad

Released: July 17

Critic: mayhem7 (Metacritic)
"Don't get fooled by the media ratings, this game is simply boring. It feels like you don't have a clue what you are doing and simple button smashing works better than attempting to do it right."

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Score: 0.


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DISCUSSION

Veritas7Ax
Veritas7Ax

The only negative remark I could think for Tony Hawk HD is why Microsoft had to get it exclusively for one month. Like really, they really have to keep doing that stuff? Still excited to play it when it does come out for PS3.