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Esports
The International Dota 2 Championship that kicks off later this week will be streamed on ESPN3, Valve just announced. A special pre-show event “previewing the final match” will air on ESPN2 Sunday night at 8:30 PM Pacific Time. In addition to watching on the ESPN3 streaming service proper, Valve also said the event will be…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 17, 2014 -
What Those Items In Mario Kart 8 Are Really For
Mario Kart 8 is a great game. But like many great Nintendo games, there are certain things in it that seem to exist for no good reason. Or any reason, really. They’re just sort of…there. For something? Maybe? I have no idea. But man, those splashes of squid ink can really be irritating sometimes. Dorkly…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 17, 2014 -
True Blood Finally Shows Why Louisiana Is Filled With Sexy Vampires
True Blood is a raunchy show about vampires and other supernatural beings. Its cast in turn contains many actors who were relatively unknown when the show first started in 2008, and are now regularly hailed as pinnacles of physical perfection. This is not hyperbole, particularly for some of the lead male actors. If you don’t…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 17, 2014 -
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By Yannick LeJacq Published July 17, 2014 -
After ten years, EA is pulling the plug on The Sims 2. Today the company said that it “will no longer be providing any new content or making any additional technical updates” for the game. The good news is that if you’re still playing the 2004 installment to pass the time until The Sims 4…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 16, 2014 -
Mario Kart 8 Hack Launches Luigi Into Space
This is a video of a ghost version of Luigi riding around Mario Kart 8’s Rainbow Road. But don’t worry: this doesn’t mean he’s come back to haunt us all with a new, supernatural death stare Rather, the footage above shows a ghost driver pulled from a play-through of Mario Kart 8’s revamped version of…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 16, 2014 -
How I Learned Link’s ‘Real’ Name
“Link isn’t even his real name,” a friend told me recently. We were talking about Zelda, and the way people reacted to the new trailer for the next big game in the series My friend is more of a Zelda veteran than I. But still, his comment seemed heretical. This is Link we’re talking about!…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 16, 2014 -
Mario Kart 8’s Yoshi, On A Yoshi Bike, In Yoshi’s Valley
What’s better than one Yoshi? Two Yoshis? What about…get ready…three Yoshis? Boom. Done. Well, sort of. Never one to shy away from bizarre self-referential humor, Nintendo made a character, a vehicle, and a racetrack modeled off its adorable green dinosaur for Mario Kart 8. While I haven’t encountered anything like it yet online, this means…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 15, 2014 -
Don’t Starve’s expansion pack, Reign of the Giants, is coming to the PS4 on July 22nd, developer Klei Entertainment has announced. The new stuff will cost you $4.99, unless you’re a PlayStation Plus member. Then you get a snazzy ten percent discount at launch.
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 15, 2014 -
Do Nintendo Miis dream of virtual sheep? Probably. But they also dream of much more peculiar things than that in Tomodachi Life. Like an altar to an old NES accessory, for one. StreetPass Princeton got a glimpse into one of the whackier dream sequences I’ve seen come out of Nintendo’s new sim game, and the…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 14, 2014 -
A Video Game That Really Gets What It Means To Come Out
“I’m bisexual,” Nicky says to his mother. “Sexually attracted to both men and women.” “You can’t be both,” his mother snaps back. “You have to pick one.” “That’s…not how it works,” Nicky responds. “At all.” His mother does not understand. As you continue to have this conversation, gliding your cursor over increasingly painful dialogue prompts,…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 14, 2014 -
Watch Someone Use Mario Kart 8’s Super Horn Like A Total Jerk
People cutting their teeth online in Mario Kart 8 know this moment all too well. Say you’re racing towards the end of the track. You’re in second place. Maybe third. Things are still close, close enough that you’re not going to give up just yet. Then, this happens: Some jerk comes in with a super…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 14, 2014 -
Two Of The Top Men Behind The PS4 Talk About The Future Of PlayStation
Nothing like listening to a couple of original gamers reminisce and talk shop. Andrew House and Mark Cerny, two key players who helped bring the PS4 into existence with their respective expertise, sat down for a chat about all things PlayStation recently at the industry-focused Develop conference. You can watch the whole thing in the…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 11, 2014 -
I Have No Idea What’s Happening In This Shooter, But I Don’t Mind
If games like Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare and Splatoon are any indication, this generation of shooters is going to be a whacky one. Sony just fleshed out its newest entry in this emerging category of insane-looking projectile simulators with a trailer for VizionEck, a monochromatic shooter I do not understand in the slightest: Can…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 11, 2014 -
448 Minutes Of Transformers Movies Contain 19 Minutes Of Robot Combat
Watching a Michael Bay Transformers movie is a serious investment. When you add up the running time of the original trilogy, it clocks in just shy of 7.5 hours. That’s practically a work day! Thank god they’re all chock full of eye-melting robot-on-robot action. Or so I thought. Then someone had to go and make…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 11, 2014 -
Culture
Mazes Are Getting Pretty Highbrow
It was only two years ago that the Museum of Modern Art put its seal of approval on Pac-Man by adding the game to its permanent collection. Many saw this as a pivotal moment for video games; one of the most prestigious museums in the world was adding a little yellow blob’s maze-lurking, ghost-eating adventures…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 11, 2014 -
The Best Way To Break Bad News Is With GIFs
Creating a video game and releasing it to the world is an incredibly complicated process. But why should I even try to explain the nuances of modern software development with last-gen mechanisms like “words” when we have these amazing things called GIFs now? As you can see in the glorious image above, Australian indie developer…
By Yannick LeJacq Published July 10, 2014