Owen Good's discussions

John Madden for sure smoked on the sidelines when he coached the Raiders, so that’s at least a baseline era (1970s). Read more

Which, I mean, I don’t know why, you’d think Stan Kroenke would be his kind of one-percenter shitbag. Read more

Collinsworth actually does deepen my understanding of what’s going on, and why, but Romo, thanks to being a quarterback and reading defenses (I guess) is in a category of his own. Read more

Again, I’m not saying they are ideologically or even temperamentally the same. I’m saying only fucking assholes root for either and the nation is sick of both. Read more

What the fuck is he wearing, a snowboard? Read more

Fair points all, but the only commonality I ascribed to them is that both are cheered on by fucking assholes. Read more

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure. Read more

I feel like we should conclude this sermon with the Word of the ‘Toine: “Because there are no fours.” Let us pray. Read more

Not to be a highlight truther but what the hell did he cut? If that was a baseball, there should have been twine and half a cork sphere remaining with a shredded cover. The remains look like some kind of hollow pitching machine ball. Read more

Pictured, L-R: Andy Reid, Doug Flutie. Read more

Obligatory:

Really good friend from college went to Italy on a vacation, went to a baseball game there (really) between two small town clubs, I forget who. He does too. All he can remember is that, throughout the game, the home fans chanted “Verdi! Verdi! Verdi! VAFFANCULO!” (Verdi being the away team). Read more

What solution do you propose? Free agency where a player picks his team and they’re required to sign him? Read more

I dunno, I see a guy hitting a shot from the three point line. Big deal. Read more

Who the fuck is Tulsi Gabbard? Read more

Doesn’t this argument basically boil down to peak value vs. career value? Read more

Because this is a fucking snarky joke, not a goddamn U.N. Truth and Reconciliation committee Read more

Pacman Jones: *cums* Read more

Why do I get the feeling this will be the only sympathetic thing ever written about a lacrosse player on this site. Read more

When I’m feeling down I go to my local grocery store, slap a sticker across the UPC code of a box of giant size rubbers so they won’t scan, and then stand in line apologetically while the cashier gets on the intercom to ask for a price check on Durex Magnums for me. Read more