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I love how she’s cheerfully oblivious to the fact she might be ruining the experience for several thousand other people. The writer also doesn’t seem to be willing to hold her to account for that, either. Read more

There was some woman shrieking during the Ravens-Chargers game this weekend. Never have I prayed harder for a section of stadium to suddenly and violently collapse as I did for hers. Read more

What idiot called it an unreliable supercomputer and not That Shit Cray Read more

Roger Staubach to Drew Pearson gave us the Hail Mary. Read more

It’s a loss leader. Helps make the next pun funnier. Read more

If the defense is expecting you to not kick the field goal, then it’s not a fake field goal, and therefore not a good fake. Whether your line blocks everyone perfectly or not is irrelevant, Coach Results. Read more

Being a top-flight athlete doesn’t mean shelving your conscience. If this is how he feels, I think that’s Riski’s business. Read more

Hi I race in these championships too and you should hear this guy he is a big hypocrite. Always going on and on about how the sport was purer back in his day, when they had to ride a bike that was a big fucked up wheel with a smaller wheel Read more

Just another example of how this sport has fallen, and can’t get up Read more

Connor Barth — I knew I forgot a name for that Star Wars-name thing you guys did a while back Read more

Pardon me if I do not trust M’aiq ... Read more

Hess himself is a marriage counselor, if you can believe that. Read more

I don’t know what the explanation is for why a guy like Hess continues to find work — the volume of division I college basketball games that need officiating every night must mean someone will take whatever warm body they can find, even if they have a checkered past Read more

First of all, we left the old Bryant Park offices more than two years ago. Secondly, this looks nothing like our restrooms there. Read more

I can only do about three cycles of the scroll wheel seeing tweets before I go fuck this shit. Read more

Not outfielders, and as I remember, you took it out when you were hitting/running Read more

Also, I just thought of this, if you could imagine an entity so stupid as to jeopardize itself, legally, by unnecessarily creating and then not following a policy, my money is on the NFL or NCAA first. Read more