I am going to enjoy watching Susan Collins burn, just like I loved watching Arlen Specter go down kicking and screaming. She’s the real victim, of course. All you people are being so unfair to moderate Susan Collins who is just trying to moderately moderate the moderate Senate for the moderate people of Maine. Tsk… Read more
Hell yeah! And bring back the nut-hugger BIKE coaches’ shorts too.
“The consumption of food was a sacrament of success. A man who carried a great stomach before him was thought to be in his prime. Women went into hospitals to die of burst bladders, collapsed lungs, overtaxed hearts and meningitis of the spine. There was a heavy traffic to the spas and sulphur springs, where the… Read more
Excuse me madam, you’re standing still in a no parking zone. If you don’t get a move on that body, I’ll be forced to give you a ticket ...
The best bachelor party weekends I’ve been a part of, both were in Vegas and neither had anything to do with strip clubs. They’re about doing what the groom enjoys, and so it’s no surprise that best men are leaning into their bros’ love of video games. Also the food sounds great. Read more