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Melania Trump sits on a sympathy spectrum somewhere between Eva Braun and Marie Antoinette. Read more

It’s a nice thought that Ole Miss might actually be in serious trouble thanks to the action of intrepid, highly motivated opposition fans who go get the goods where a compliant local media does not. But the NCAA, first and foremost, protects the members who most embody and prop up the bullshit mythology it wishes to Read more

“Hey, you got your cocaine on my pills!”
“No, you got your pills on my cocaine!” Read more

I lived in Cooperstown in 1998, so I am partial to 70. It was a very special time. I remember the motorcade coming back up Main Street — current Hall president Jeff Idelson was then the P.R. director, and he and assistant John Ralph were on “artifact duty,” at each Cub/Cardinal game down the stretch. Two state cop Read more

Go bribe somebody, Russian sock puppet account Read more

I think you’re right about the heart of the problem. If what is being described is “Shoe companies have a corrupting influence on our product,” then the logical reaction would be to remove all formal association with them. “You are not trusted partners of the NCAA.” They won’t because they a) save the universities Read more

Yeah, but this is what drives so many people nuts. I’d be fine if everyone said “Yeah, we’re dirty,” but every goddamn one of these sports information departments, alumni associations, booster clubs and administrations has some line of shit about “doing it the right way” that they lord over other rivals. So that’s why Read more

This sounds like the whitest problem in the world. Read more

Couldn’t happen to a nicer pair. Adidas and Louisville, in one of the all time great displays of tastelessness, openly marketed Kevin Ware’s horrific injury in 2013. Read more

When all 32 are in the United States I think we can stipulate to their nationality Read more

Good work Jon. Never let pass the opportunity to be an asshole. Read more

Still no one has explained to me the necessity of honoring the nation before an ordinary sports contest. Read more

There are times when I think Deadspin’s posture against the league and ownership is a little too tendentious and hypercritical but on this, no. That is a bullshit cover. Roger Goodell does not deserve the prestige of leadership on this topic when his league helped create the problem by being so solicitous of military Read more

Also, in all seriousness, a conference final is the biggest game that can be played in a home stadium. Read more

Because I am playing for the Vikings. Read more

My No. 1 sports fantasy is I hit a 55-yarder as time expires to put the team into the Super Bowl. Next day’s paper, four-column vertical picture of me with arms raised under banner headline: IT’S GOOD Read more