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THE HEAD OF GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY MASKED ASSASSINS.

DO YOU EMBODY THE QUALITIES OF A HIGHLY MOTIVATED RESULTS-DRIVEN PERSON WHO CAN EFFECT HIS SAFE RETURN Y/N
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I think a “bad” player off those Jays would be more like Lloyd Moseby, who is memorable mainly because he got to hang out with Bell’s bat and Jesse Barfield’s arm in the outfield. Read more

True inexplicable adoration, I don’t really know. I liked Rex Chapman a lot but I wouldn’t necessarily call him a bad player, the Hornets just had about 600 guards in those days.

This kid next door though, about seven years old, he was a diehard Joe Orsulak fan. I never figured that out. Read more

If you look at it close enough, the eagle’s eyes and beak form the cat emoji.

Why not, fucking Trampoline made it. Read more

Right or left, this is just everyone’s favorite brand of catnip. Read more

Still, interesting second act for Paul Pierce. Read more

Steps for breaking out of a slump.
1. Acquire lightning.
2. Prepare and consume it.
3. Excrete thunder. Read more

My first NFL game was in 1996, when Washington beat the Colts to move to 7-1 on the season. Two weeks later they lost to Arizona, surrendering 522 yards to the Boomer Esiason Magical Mystery Tour. They did not make the playoffs. Four years later I’m living in that foetid fucking shithole of a city when Dan Snyder… Read more

Hats: Practical, prevent losing heat through the body part that radiates it the most.

Widow’s peak: Concealed by hats.

A classic confrontation. Read more

thanks, you just made me break kayfabe all over my keyboard. Read more

I worked a seven-day week for Kotaku, publication of Gawker media, from July 2009 to October 2010, weekly salary $700. Read more

It takes skill to transform a story about racists killing anti-racists into a story about racists and anti-racists fighting each other. Read more

I’m not sure if this post is a self-fulfilling prophecy or pre-emptive victimhood. Read more

You gotta put a go-kart motor on one man. It’s not next level until it can drive. And because it’s sealed off, it’ll need an external cam for the viewer to drive it. Read more

Is this written by or for anyone who does not live in San Francisco or Brooklyn Read more