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I Can’t Stop Feeling Guilty For Dicking Around In Breath Of The Wild
My name is Nathan Grayson, and I have a problem: I can’t stop dicking around in Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild When I play Zelda, I feel like I’m wasting time. Don’t get me wrong: it’s a masterpiece of a game filled with rewarding activities and delightful surprises. I just don’t really, uh,…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 21, 2017 -
CultureA Case Of Distrust is a stylized detective adventure influenced by games like Phoenix Wright and 80 Days. It’s set in San Francisco, in the year 1924. You’ll play as a woman private investigator who has to navigate mysteries, deception, and the issues of the time. The game isn’t done yet, but you can read…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 20, 2017 -
Esports
Popular Counter-Strike Streamer Redeems Himself After Humiliating Molotov Accident
One year ago, popular streamer Jaryd “Summit1g” Lazar dropped the proverbial ball off a cliff when, while subbing on a pro CSGO team, he managed to lose a round he’d basically won by walking into his own molotov. The moment became infamous overnight. Now, though, Summit has redeemed himself. With his face. This year, Summit…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 20, 2017 -
CultureBattlegrounds’ Frying Pans Now Block Bullets, And Other Changes From The First Big Update
PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds just got its first big monthly update, making the game significantly more playable because frying pans block bullets now and also blah blah important performance improvements or something. The patch is focused on making the early access game, which has been dinged for instability and frame rate issues, more stable. PUBG’s developers added,…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 20, 2017 -
Tips & Guides
Tips For Playing Overwatch
Of all the games with tens of colorful heroes and millions of people playing incessantly, Overwatch is the least overwhelming. Still, it’s not like anything else out there. It’s not a typical shooter, nor a MOBA, nor even a heartwarming point-and-click adventure starring a gorilla in glasses. Here are some tips to help you wrap…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 18, 2017 -
Mighty Mouse Is Everything The UFC Used To Be
Over the weekend, we were treated to a UFC event light on pretense and heavy on action. The best fought the best, or at least the best available. Hardly anybody beefed. Demetrious “Mighty Mouse” Johnson fought a perfect fight. Refreshing as the event was, however, it felt like an island surrounded by bullshit-strewn waters. I…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 17, 2017 -
Overwatch‘s Skill Rating System Is Busted For Healers
In the world of video games, healing isn’t a glamorous gig. It’s hard enough to get people to do it when everybody’s on equal footing. And when they’re not? Well, then you’ve got a problem on your gnarled, pock-marked, and thoroughly un-healed hands. When you finish an Overwatch competitive mode match, you gain points toward…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 14, 2017 -
CultureThe Sexy Brutale Is A Game About Stopping Murders With Time Travel
Everything about The Sexy Brutale is great. Well, aside from maybe its name. The game centers around a pocketwatch that lets you travel back to the beginning of the same day at will. You’re tasked with preventing a series of gruesome murders carried out by the staff of a ritzy casino mansion called… The Sexy…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 14, 2017 -
CultureThe Five Lowest Rated Games On Steam
Steam has some damn good games. It also has some extremely bad ones. Which ones, though, have the lowest ratings on the whole service? A Steam game’s overall rating is calculated based on what percent of its reviews are positive. Now, Steam reviews are user-based, and they come from very particular users on a very…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 13, 2017 -
Esports
Overwatch‘s Most Popular Player Steps Back From Competing So He Can Stream More
For quite a while, Brandon “Seagull” Larned has led a dual life. Sometimes, he’s a pro player for NRG Esports. Other times, he’s the most popular Overwatch streamer in the business. One guy with two time-devouring careers. Something had to give. Today Larned, who’s known for his dazzling Genji plays, announced that he’s stepping down…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 13, 2017 -
Overwatch‘s New Update Makes Losing Streaks Less Frustrating
In Overwatch, you win some and you lose some. Other times, you win some, you lose a lot, and you seriously consider going to Blizzard’s headquarters so you can do that thing where at first you’re yelling but by the end you’re crying, and somebody gives you a hug and says, “there, there.” That is…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 12, 2017 -
World Of Warcraft Players Solve Secret Spanning All Of Azeroth
Some secrets stay hidden for years. Others stay hidden for a couple weeks, but only because people collectively poured hundreds of hours into solving them. As part of World of Warcraft’s most recent major update, Tomb of Sargeras, Blizzard added a secret so deviously obtuse that no single player had much hope of solving it.…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 12, 2017 -
Guy Finds Totally Bananas Way To Beat Dark Souls 3
Every Dark Souls game is actually two games: 1) the game itself and 2) an ongoing competition to beat it with every completely unsuited object known to man, up to and including the kitchen sink. Honestly, though, I think a sink would make for a more intuitive controller than bananas. ATwerkingYoshi, whose handle is Really…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 11, 2017 -
Four Real-World Games Designed To Be Played At Protests
Want to make your next protest more effective? Paolo Pedercini and Harry Josephine Giles say games are the key. The two activists are building a list of “Casual Games for Protesters” that they think protesters should incorporate into their demonstrations. These games can serve as icebreakers, teach valuable protest tactics to newbies, and encourage civil…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 11, 2017 -
Overwatch‘s ‘Uprising’ Event Adds New Co-Op Brawl, 100 New Items
Overwatch’s latest event takes us back to simpler times: when robots tried to take over London. Ah, the good ol’ days. The event is called Uprising, and it adds a new co-op brawl (think: the Junkenstein’s Revenge Halloween event) about Tracer’s first mission. Here’s Blizzard’s description of the brawl: “Journey seven years into the past…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 11, 2017 -
YouTube hero Dinoflask has released another video of Overwatch director Jeff Kaplan saying stuff he never actually said, and it’s a masterpiece. This one involves a song you might recognize. Maybe. Kaplan recently (actually) said that he finds Dinoflask’s videos to be super funny… and also very embarrassing.
By Nathan Grayson Published April 10, 2017 -
Culture
The Modder Behind PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, A Game That Just Sold A Million Copies
PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds is the title of Steam’s latest million-seller. It’s also a damn mouthful. So, why call it that? Who, or what (or when???) is PlayerUnknown? PlayerUnknown is not, as some people seem to think, the game’s development studio, nor is he a character in the game. Instead, it’s the handle of one person: modder-turned-game-developer…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 10, 2017 -
CultureCattails looks like Stardew Valley, except cats. You play as a feral cat exploring an open land, developing relationships, combating cats from rival colonies, and yes, romancing other cats to start a family. No farming, though. Cats are hunters, not gatherers. The game is on Kickstarter
By Nathan Grayson Published April 7, 2017 -
CultureBattlegrounds Player Writes Live Song For Partner, Partner Dies Anyway
They say music soothes the soul. They do not, however, say anything about music saving the soul. Or the body, for that matter. Scene Of Action was playing a PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds match, and he died, like you do. It was a duos game, so his partner was left to fend for themselves. Possessed by very…
By Nathan Grayson Published April 7, 2017