Sam Feinberg

Enjoying your fireworks?

This has to be a good omen for my Nets, right?

I got news for ya, Pete.

Elise the old monkey grandma is finally leaving! (And Catbus fireworks)

Yes, those are Cat Bus fireworks you are seeing. They were real and they were spectacular. Elise finally asked to leave yesterday, which coincided awesomely with the fireworks show! I really shouldn’t be so happy about my neighbor leaving but she’s just so curmudgeonly and old.

ALL YOUR BEDS ARE BELONG TO US

I recently headed to Mint, an herb-y, fresh smelling town far away from my own. But when I arrived, I was met with a horrible truth. My host was in some kind of deep, trance-like state! I’m truly sorry for hitting her with my net but I was very concerned and thought some form of…

Definitely butter a guy up before you bring him crashing down

Cranston, the kinda-Ostrich-thing, invited himself over to my palace yesterday. He immediately told me how great my life is. Thanks, Cranston! It’s because I put green things to the south of my home. Like my trusty desert cactus. Are you talking shit about my cactus? Oh yeah, you’re definitely talking shit about my cactus. Have…

The next Animal Crossing needs to have a fighting minigame

Tina’s post about her feuding neighbors got me to thinking about an exchange I had with Ricky the other day. If my neighbors are so interested in seeing Clay and Leonardo duke it out, I say why not? Leonardo would win because he’s a jock tiger and Clay is just a lazy-ass hamster but I…

YOU GUYS! This is really important.

DARG BLARGIT!!

This is the first time I’ve seen anything remotely resembling a curse in-game. Needless to say I think this is amazing. In unrelated news, Clay’s fishing rod kinda looks like a stump arm.

Ingenious idea: turn your museum into a hotel!

My lazy villagers always make me feel less lazy by comparison, and then I remember that they are fictional, virtual people and I am a real person with a job and stuff. Damn it!

Coffee makes people do strange things..

Recently I got into the java craze that has swept up Motown. This stuff is good, real good. Sometimes I even get it to go. But Brewster is a jerk and really doesn’t want you to have more than one cup. Can’t you see I’m fiending, Brew? Clay has apparently been lying to me about…

Jocks are the weirdest

How much are you benching these days, bro? Yeah, me neither. I’m not so into the whole GYM thing but we’ve got a jock here in Motown who is always “flexin!” Gym rat (Gym Tiger?) Leonardo invited me over to his casa today to see his gym. Nah, it smelled bad. As you can see,…

Think I’m ready to try out for the New England Patriots yet?

I’d also accept “auditioning for a role in Step Out” or “auditioning for a role in Step Out 2” or “auditioning for a role in Step Out 3: The Streets, 2”. One of my favorite features of Animal Crossing: New Leaf is the QR Reader that you unlock after talking to Sable (the sewing hedgehog…

It’s Time To Turn Your Life Around!

It’s preferable to turn it in a direction you’re not already facing, though.

Why Didn’t Think I of This?

The villagers in Animal Crossing have the most random and amazing suggestions to give you. I hope you guys will add your favorite quotes to the comments, but here are some of mine: