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Jocks are the weirdest

How much are you benching these days, bro? Yeah, me neither. I’m not so into the whole GYM thing but we’ve got a jock here in Motown who is always “flexin!”

Gym rat (Gym Tiger?) Leonardo invited me over to his casa today to see his gym.

Nah, it smelled bad. As you can see, I wore my muscles so I could test the ol’ bench press. I was getting fired up just being the in the gym with all the bro-skis.

Oh, I know. Time to flex!

When at the gym, it’s important to follow gym-y procedures, like spotting, and bro-ing. Needless to say, I benched 1000 bells easily. Look at those muscles! I can assure you the adrenaline was pumping through me.

SHORYUKEN!!!!!!!!

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