Meredith Woerner

Watch a horrifying turtle monster-man copulate onscreen!

Turtles! What a turn on, AMIRITE? Well, someone seems to think so because Japanese filmmakers have made a porno love story about the mighty mating rituals of the Kappas! Plus, a first look at the burning post-apocalyptic film Hell Movies Underwater Love The wonderful Fantasia Fest has announced the movie line-up for this year! And…

Alternate ending to Limitless: Is Bradley Cooper heading for the ultimate hangover?

Did you think the ending of Limitless was too neat and tidy? Did you think Bradley Cooper got off too lightly after spiraling down the rabbit hole of brain-enhancement drugs and superdickery? Then this alternate ending to the film is for you. It’s a somewhat darker version of the ending, in which things don’t seem…

What your favorite Alien movie says about you

With Ridley Scott’s suspected Alien prequel, Prometheus, in production, it’s time to look back and ask: What does your favorite Alien movie say about you? The answers may surprise you! Alien If the you’re a fan of the first Alien, you respond to the cold, dark world of the unknown. It drives you like the…

George Lucas Strikes Back: The REAL story behind the prequels

Check out this pretty hilarious fake trailer for George Lucas Strikes Back, a story about the original George, not the evil doppelganger Hollywood created to ruin the Star Wars legacy. It’s full of insane Star Wars references and weird nods to other series — and you’ll never suspect who’s really behind the plot to replace…

Winter is Coming to Japan: Manga Game of Thrones book covers are glorious to behold

The Japanese editions of George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire are a thing of beauty, thanks to covers by artists Ken Sugawara, Yasushi Suzuki and Noriko Meguro. Check out some incredible Manga-influenced Westeros art in our gallery. Images via Crunchy Roll and Hayakawa Publishing Game Of Thrones Cover Art by Ken Sugawara…

Rebooted Voltron Force gets horrific rap theme song “Let’s Voltron”

We usually enjoy the latest SwizzBeats track as much as the next pop rap follower. However, the brand new Voltron Force theme song, which turns our favorite kitty robot into some sort of horrible buzz verb, has us worried. It just sounds like all those other horrible commercials where the marketing team tries to turn…

How will the Ender’s Game movie shoot the book’s infamous Zero-G training sequences? Bob Orci explains

The most memorable moment from Orson Scott Card’s Ender’s Game novel is easily the zero gravity training that the child genius must endure. But how in the hell will the movie version include this? We asked producer Roberto Orci. In Card’s novel, the young prodigies learn about the art of war in giant zero gravity…

What we learned from 20 minutes of footage from J.J. Abrams’ Super 8

Last night, we got a sneak peek at 20 minutes of J.J. Abrams’ Super 8. So did the mysterious film live up to our expectations? And just how does Abrams’ movie pay tribute to Steven Spielberg? We asked, he answered. How J.J. Met Spielberg (At The Age Of 16) J.J. started off the night with…

Is Transformers 3’s Optimus Prime a giant robotic butterfly?

If you saw last night’s new Transformers 3 trailer, you may have noticed some new hot Optimus Prime gliding, smashing and robot bashing action. We’ve got an exclusive look at the brand new Transformers: Dark of the Moon toys from the Hasbro Mechtech line which seem to show off Optimus Prime’s awesome new wingspan. Looks…

10 Things You Didn’t Know About Guillermo del Toro’s Monsters

The New Yorker has published a long and amazingly in-depth article about the modern-day godfather of monsters, Guillermo del Toro. Here are the 10 coolest bits, including a look at the new Frankenstein, and what GDT’s Smaug could have been! 1) What his Frankenstein monster looks like (now) Inspired by the 1983 illustrations of Bernie…

Can Stargate Universe come back from the dead?

After the announcement that Syfy was not interested in 3rd season ofStargate Universe, internet rumors have been popping up all over claiming that SGU is far from dead (mostly fostered by the show creators themselves). Can SGU live again? In the end of Decemeber show co-producer and co-writer, Brad Wright, told Show Patrol that “We…

New Kato-heavy Green Hornet trailer gives us hope

Dare we dream that Michel Gondry’s Green Hornet could beat the bad buzz? Today’s new trailer and a handful of positive of reviews from a recent test screening might just raise your hopes for this comedic action movie. Click to view Looks like they’re riding harder on Seth Rogen’s comedic skills, as well they should.…

The Spider-Man musical delivers 8-legged chorus girls…and Carnage!

Annie Leibovitz used the cast of the new Spider-Man musical for a Vogue fashion shoot. Take a closer look at the $60 million musical. Fingers crossed for a Carnage solo where he writes on the walls with his own blood. Here’s a collection of images from the Vogue fashion shoot, which revealed the villain Swiss…

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We unmask Comic Con’s biggest celebrities who walk the floor incognito

Every year some big-name geek icon roams the Comic Con floor, cunningly disguised by a mask. But who are they? And what masks are they wearing? We’ve compiled a list of celebrity maskers so you won’t be fooled again. This year a few big splash front cover tabloid celebs are hitting the Con. Do we…