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While I’m not so creative as to come up with lyrics of my own, this discussion would not be complete without a mention of Pig With the Face of a Boy’s Complete History of the Soviet Union, Arranged to the Melody of Tetris, or Big Jon’s Egg Roll Song.

There are two excellent ones I can think of

I used to write music to every mega man boss. The one that stands out to me now is Read more

Oh god yes, I still do this even today. I’m trying to think what game it was, maybe Dark Souls? I busted out a song at random to the beat and kept it going on stream for three or four minutes. Read more

I did and do that all the time, of course in spanish since im mexican, love your muda kingdom lyrics, so here’s the spanish version: Read more

You want the best lyrics? Boom.

Brad Shoemaker from GiantBomb’s rendition of Barkerville is the gold standard of this.

Ask a lot of young people, and they’ll tell you Caddyshack isn’t remotely funny, and is in fact painfully unfunny, so... there goes that theory?
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Fair enough place as any to say that we’re here and not going anywhere. And we’re not anyone’s punchline. Read more

Barry, Barry, Barry. You fell for a classic error in egg-eating: you cooked them! Cooking the egg expands its volume considerably. Eating 50 raw eggs would have been a cinch. And you would have felt totally fine afterwards! Read more

Pretty sure in real life your team does better if you don’t try dating all of the members. Read more

Why can’t I star this? This deserves all my stars. Read more

I addressed that in the article. Read more

Sorry, but this is obviously fake. George Costanza is not a character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. He is an assist trophy ONLY. Please do not troll on this webpage. Read more

Wait what’s going on... who did dis

Shamefully, that was by far my favorite part of Compete. Read more

Guessing this is part of the larger cuts from Univision and not because of a lack of commitment to covering eSports - https://www.thedailybeast.com/gizmodo-medias-turmoil-continues-40-staffers-take-buyouts Read more

I enjoyed compete as well as your recent run of deadspin articles. Read more

“The Case for Two Libations” Read more