Ian Walker

Kirby Devs Pulled Some Sneaky Sleight Of Hand To Make The New 3D Action Work

Nintendo and HAL Laboratory fudged the numbers in Kirby’s full 3D debut

By Ian Walker Published March 24, 2022

Elden Ring’s Wildlife Can Go All The Way To Hell

FromSoftware sure knows how to make bears, wolves, and birds just as scary as its Lovecraftian horrors

By Ian Walker Published March 23, 2022

Game Boy Color Becomes A Frankenstein’s Monster Of Unnecessary Accessories

Nintendo’s retro handheld had its fair share of third-party peripherals, but I’m not sure they were all meant to be used at the same time

By Ian Walker Published March 22, 2022

Classic Guilty Gear Character Comes Out As Non-Binary In Latest Game

Arc System Works now officially recognizes the androgynous Testament as agender

By Ian Walker Published March 21, 2022

Elden Ring Tricksters Are Blowing Themselves Up To Score PvP Kills

The Flask of Wondrous Physick is FromSoftware doing its best Looney Tunes impression

By Ian Walker Published March 16, 2022

Thank You, Elden Ring Players, For All The Messages Leading Me To Cool Bugs

My fellow Tarnished are helping me peek behind the veil of FromSoftware’s ambitious new RPG

By Ian Walker Published March 15, 2022

Culture

Dark Souls Player Beats Game By Throwing Shit At Bosses

This is the crappiest run of a FromSoftware game I’ve ever seen

By Ian Walker Published March 14, 2022

Excuse Me While I Gush About Starscourge Radahn, Elden Ring’s Best Character

FromSoftware sure knows how to pull the ol’ heartstrings, especially with characters meant to kick your ass

By Ian Walker Published March 11, 2022

Elden Ring ‘Deathcam’ Glitch Is Straight Out Of Dark Souls

FromSoftware still hasn’t managed to rub out this persistent bug

By Ian Walker Published March 9, 2022

You Can Actually Pause Elden Ring Without Mods

FromSoftware’s latest adventure is hiding a key feature almost everyone wants

By Ian Walker Published March 8, 2022

Final Fantasy Modder Gets Modesty Complaints, Makes Cloud Even Sexier

I’m getting the vapors and I don’t even like Final Fantasy VII 's hero like that

By Ian Walker Published March 8, 2022

Trolls Review Bomb Cyberpunk 2077 After Devs Speak Out Against Russia’s Invasion Of Ukraine

CD Projekt Red’s latest game may still have its issues, but some folks are more upset about the studio’s response to the latest geopolitical crisis

By Ian Walker Published March 7, 2022

Elden Ring‘s Dirty Messages Are My Favorite, Because I’m 12

FromSoftware lets players share hilarious vulgarities with the Tarnished's Wizened Finger

By Ian Walker Published February 28, 2022

Tips & Guides

In Elden Ring, Even Hugs Can Be Dangerous

Fia the Deathbed Companion offers more than a warm embrace

By Ian Walker Published February 28, 2022

I’m Already Cheesing Elden Ring Enemies And I Feel Zero Shame

FromSoftware made Stormveil Castle a slog, so I did what I had to do

By Ian Walker Published February 25, 2022

Screw This Elden Ring ‘Treasure Chest’

After the Dragon-Burnt Ruins, I'm convinced the devs at FromSoftware hate us

By Ian Walker Published February 24, 2022

Elden Ring Beta’s Most Notorious Jerk Has Chilled Out Now

FromSoftware NPCs can be a fickle lot, but I’m giving Varré a chance

By Ian Walker Published February 24, 2022

Elden Ring‘s First Scary Obstacle Is A Simple Bridge

FromSoftware absolutely knows what it’s doing with stunts like this

By Ian Walker Published February 23, 2022