Chris Kohler's discussions

Pretty sure a plane can outrace a bike. Read more

So far, none of the songs we’ve heard are slowed-down versions of 1980s radio hits, another indication that these people have no idea how to sell video games. Read more

[video looks like shit] host: folks this looks really good Read more

Wait, you mean they’re not going to play the demo for 30 minutes right now? Don’t they know that’s what you do now at a press conference? Read more

I mean, you’re still going to dive off a pyramid into a bale of hay right Read more

Mario and Rabbids figurines available now at store.ubi.com apparently. Read more

But why is the Rabbid dressed like Peach, did we ever figure that out Read more

Official website. Read more

Miyamoto calls the company U-B-I-san. I love it. Read more

Dude in the audience just got a high five from Miyamoto. Pretty sure that’s never happened at a Nintendo press conference. Read more

OH GOT DAMNED MIYAMOTO Read more

But seriously, folks, I am obviously excited to see Mario Rabbids. At the very least. Also Assassin’s Creed Oranges, which sounds delicious. Read more

Meanwhile, hello Kotaku readers, I am on “color commentary,” which means jokes, tweet embeds, photos, and general ridiculousness. Read more

Hi, Gita! Glad you’re doing play-by-play this time around, furiously attempting to type everything that happens and not screw up any of the dates, or the spellings of the game, or how much the Collector’s Editions cost. Read more

That’s it! Thank you, Heather, and thank you all for being here with us. We’ll see you tomorrow for more E3 liveblog action. And graphics. Read more