Hines is wrapping up. Read more
Hines is wrapping up. Read more
Everything we just saw will be out this year, Hines says. That’s a packed year! Read more
Removing all the adjectives from how Pete Hines just described Wolfenstein II, the game contains: story, characters, graphics and action. Read more
I have no idea what that last scene in WII:TNC was, but you have to watch it for yourself later. Read more
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus. That’s the name! Read more
Indeed, Heather. This looks like good work here. Read more
Lots of funny cut scenes. William J. B. is trying to get a resistance started against the Nazi occupiers. He is not able to convince everyone that it’s a good idea. Maybe if he just jumps in there and shoots everybody? Read more
A woman threatens to shove a grenade far up B.J.’s ass. Read more
I remembered, the main character’s name is B.J. “Bliffy B” Bleszinski Read more
An SS officer walks into a malt shop and orders a strawberry milkshake. He’s talking at the camera, at us, laughing and asking the player for our papers. Read more
We open on a man named William, who is probably B.J. Don’tKnowHowToWriteTheLastName, and his wife who is having twins. Read more
“Danke Schoen” plays. Just the regular version, not a creepy cover. Read more
Now the channels are flipping. Another show. A cartoon. A game show called “German... Or Else!” This is clearly some kind of alternate reality U.S. in which Germany won a certain war. This is clearly Wolfenstein. Read more
The whistle calls over her gigantic robot companion, who smashes the car. “Good girl, Liesel!” she says to the robot. Who keeps smashing the car. And breathes fire on the car. “Bad girl.” She says. Awww. Read more
This is a live-action video, set in what looks like the 1950s. A girl buys groceries at a gas station, and walks home. Sees a man whose car has rolled onto him. She blows a whistle. Read more
One more game before it’s over. Read more
Evil Within 2 is coming out Friday, the 13th of October, 2017. Read more
The Evil Within 2's official title is The Evil Within 2. That makes it easy. Read more
Sebastian is back as the game’s protagonist. Poor guy. Went through so much already. Read more
Yep, it’s creepy. Set to a creepy cover of “Ordinary World.” Read more