New Splinter Cell Conviction Screens Comment by: Showmeyomoves! Nominated by: hot_heart GO TO WORK CALL YOUR MOM WAIT FOR THE RED LIGHT TO TURN GREEN HIDE THAT BONER IN YOUR PANTS WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE DINNER Stop following me around with that goddamn projector! Most New World Of Warcraft Players Don’t Go Past Level 10…
To: Crecente From: Bashcraft A spatula. No idea why, but he always carries around a spatula — a spatula we no longer use. When he goes outside, he brings his spatula. It’s like his teddy bear, but not. Today, he also carried around a small can of corn for a good hour or so. Yes,…
PS3 exclusive Heavy Rain won’t be out until February 23, but there could be an announcement regarding the game’s controls in the very near future. “If you are talking about Motion Control, this is something we initially considered for Heavy Rain,” Quantic Dream boss David Cage told website Dagbladet. “The very first version of the…
That is, if you live outside of Japan. Japanese developer Cave is bringing its arcade bullet hell shooter EspGaluda II to the Xbox 360 in Limited Edition and Standard Edition. For those players living outside Japan, which should they buy? “The Limited Edition of EspGaluda II will be region-locked to Japan because we didn’t have…
Inazuma Eleven is the soccer role-playing game franchise from Professor Layton developer Level-5. The latest entry in the series is Inazuma Eleven 3: A Challenge to the World. The game is slated to get a summer release in Japan. This news comes as it has recently been announced that the popular Inazuma Eleven anime will…
In an age in which downloadable content is often discussed when a game is released (or even before!), Square Enix has stated that it does not have currently have any plans for Final Fantasy XIII DLC. “Regarding the DLC content, we feel that the final product is 100% enjoyable…it’s the complete package,” says Final Fantasy…
The last time we visited Dengeki publisher ASCII Media Works, it was bring your slave gladiator to work day. Now? It’s get whipped by your mistress at work day. Variety! The Dengeki Online staffers were quizzed about Web Sangokushi and Empire Heroes. The red-dress-wearing image character for Web Sangokushi? That’s Ai Amano, aka Julie Watai.…
In North America, PS3 owners have Qore, a paid PSN program. In Europe, there’s now FirstPlay. Available through the PlayStation Network, FirstPlay features HD reviews and previews as well as exclusive downloadable content. The program is from Sony Computer Europe and publishing group Future, the folks behind the Official PlayStation Magazine. “As PlayStation 3 moves…
Namco’s pop simulator franchise THE iDOLM@STER has spawned arcade games, home console games, manga, anime, portable console games and at least one not-safe-for-work birthday cake. That is iDOLM@STER character Chihaya Kisaragi. In the games, she is 15 years-old. Somebody made this! 自作した『アイドルマスター』如月千早の誕生日ケーキがなんかスゴイ [オレ的ゲーム速報＠刃]
Seth MacFarlane created animated television programs The Family Guy and American Dad! If you were to pick one game designer who is the Seth MacFarlane of the gaming industry, you’d pick… BioWare’s Christina Norman gets her 1,111 and points out that 1,111 is not a prime number. Street fighter player Alex Valle got man flowers.…
Tower defense game Plants vs. Zombies was slated for the iPhone this January, but then got delayed to February. It’s February now, and the game is out. The game is packed with 50 levels in Adventure mode and includes 26 different kinds of zombies. The port features 13 Plants vs. Zombie achievements for the iPhone/iPod…
To: Crecente From: Bashcraft RE: This Post Was Written… With your rough schedule, sounds like yer working like a dog in San Francisco. Bet yer looking forward to being back at home with the fam. This weekend is Valentine’s Day. This year, I think I am getting CHOCOLATE BEER. I saw a package and somehow…
This is Angelina Jolie. She is a major Hollywood actress, star of the Tomb Raider series. That’s A-N-G-E-L-I-N-A Jolie. This is Angolina Jolie. She teaches English in a South Korean DS game. That’s A-N-G-O-L-I-N-A Jolie. The game has players earn cash by finishing lessons and playing English mini-games in which players hit each other with…
With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, Konami thought a good way to promote its Nintendo DS title Love Plus would be to have girls in school uniforms hand out chocolate snacks to random men. Wrapped bags with the Pocky snack were distributed today, and the snacks come with a card that can be used…
Whenever people think of Bayonetta, they typically think of her black hair suit. That’s not her only outfit, though, and cosplayers know it. Kotaku Japan spotted these three Bayonetta cosplayers at the recent Wonder Festival in Tokyo, as well as Pikachu girls and a hoard of fellow cosplayers. Wonderful Festival is a bi-annual event that…
Namco Bandai’s Banpresto turns up cute to full blast for this ad in which the characters like Rei Ayami and Asuka Langley from Neon Genesis Evangelion make a cup of coffee for some sleepyhead. Ichiban Kuji Evangelion New Theatrical Ver. CM & New Images [Ngee Khiong via alafista]
Ready for more chaos? Because this new God of War III trailer is telling me it will rise again. So if you don’t like chaos, you’re screwed. Video Games | God of War III | Exclusive Chaos Will Rise Trailer HD XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii Developed by Sony’s Santa Monica studio,…
To: Crecente From: Bashcraft RE: X10 Is it any good? Borrowing it from a friend. Enjoy the sixteen hour work day you have ahead of yourself, Crecente! 🙁 What you missed last night Imperial Hot Has Heard of Imperial Hot Most World Of Warcraft Players Don’t Go Past Level 10 Something’s Not Quite Right About…
Cliff Bleszinski, designer of the Gears of War series, was rumored to be doing a horror game. He is not doing a horror game. “I’m NOT doing a horror game,” the developer, known as Dude Huge, tweeted. “I don’t know how that rumor started.” Well, I’ll tell you! It started in EGM’s “Quartermann” rumor column,…
Not only are used copies of Final Fantasy XIII not worth very much money, new copies of the game are cheap, cheap, cheap. Great news if you haven’t bought the game. The PS3 game went on sale on December 17 for ¥9,240 (US$102). Shops have been buying back the game for ¥1,500. Retailer Sofmap in…
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