Phil Owen
Jan 10 2016

There’s always one person who has to play serious when dealing in purely hypothetical questions. Read more

Oct 8 2015

Yes- thank you! This is the first article in a
‘Eh, the EU wasn’t that great anyway, just get over it’ world that actually felt like it gets where I’m coming from!
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Oct 6 2015

I see where you’re coming from, but it’s a bit more nuanced than that. The prequels were an insult to everybody because of shitty writing, worse acting, stupid characters, an overemphasis on CGI, etc. They were also an insult to diehards because Lucas ruined the mystique of the Force with midichlorian bullshit, made Read more

Aug 23 2015

I saw it with my fiance (who has played every Hitman game at least twice) and our friends at a sneak preview on Thursday. He kept pointing out the homages to promo images from the games. It was enjoyable shut-your-brain-off-action and Rupert Friend did a very good job playing 47. Read more

Aug 23 2015

This Hitman movie, for example, is a fairly standard example of what I’d call European trash action. Like The Transporter or Banlieue 13 or Taken.
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Aug 22 2015

Dang you took those tweets completely wrong sir, I wasn’t complaining about Rejack more like explaining the ability, maybe I should have put “lol” or a laughing emoji after it so that people know that I wasn’t serious huh?! Also, you made Von seem like he was being mean when he really wasn’t. Von and I are really good Read more

Aug 22 2015

“You may pose with a prop in a brandishing manner, so long as no reasonable person would interpret for anything other than dramatic effect. ” The cosplay rules for the North American League of Legends Summer Finals are an entertaining read.

Aug 22 2015

Metal Gear is the kinda story where, when you’re playing it you follow what’s going on, everything seems tense, and except for humorous moments overall it feels like a serious work.

Then you try to explain or summarize the narrative and it becomes clear this is the most bat-shit story happening.

Aug 22 2015

perhaps we should start judging games based on how many seeders and leechers it has lol.