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I cant tell if this makes me want to watch x-files more, or less. Read more
There’s always one person who has to play serious when dealing in purely hypothetical questions. Read more
As a relatively poor human being, I enjoy fantasizing about what I would do were I to suddenly become obscenely…
I see where you’re coming from, but it’s a bit more nuanced than that. The prequels were an insult to everybody because of shitty writing, worse acting, stupid characters, an overemphasis on CGI, etc. They were also an insult to diehards because Lucas ruined the mystique of the Force with midichlorian bullshit, made… Read more
60 on PS4 but, sadly, only 30 on XBOX One. Read more
I saw it with my fiance (who has played every Hitman game at least twice) and our friends at a sneak preview on Thursday. He kept pointing out the homages to promo images from the games. It was enjoyable shut-your-brain-off-action and Rupert Friend did a very good job playing 47. Read more
Here’s one in LA I found last night.
This Hitman movie, for example, is a fairly standard example of what I’d call European trash action. Like The Transporter or Banlieue 13 or Taken.
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Nobody likes Hitman: Agent 47. It’s one of the worst-reviewed movies of the year, and it’s not making much at the…
Dang you took those tweets completely wrong sir, I wasn’t complaining about Rejack more like explaining the ability, maybe I should have put “lol” or a laughing emoji after it so that people know that I wasn’t serious huh?! Also, you made Von seem like he was being mean when he really wasn’t. Von and I are really good… Read more
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“You may pose with a prop in a brandishing manner, so long as no reasonable person would interpret for anything other than dramatic effect. ” The cosplay rules for the North American League of Legends Summer Finals are an entertaining read. Read more
Metal Gear is the kinda story where, when you’re playing it you follow what’s going on, everything seems tense, and except for humorous moments overall it feels like a serious work.
Then you try to explain or summarize the narrative and it becomes clear this is the most bat-shit story happening. Read more
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