I didnât know the 2024 Olympic Games were starting today. Or that they were in France. So I was extra surprised when the opening ceremony looked like a scene out of a classic Assassinâs Creed game.
Apparently everyone else was, too. The opening ceremony for this yearâs Games, kicked off in Paris on July 26 and running through August 11, featured everything you need to know about French culture, including soccer star Zinedine Zidane, a beheaded queen, and what appeared to be a mysterious revolutionary-era figure in a hood leaping off rooftops. All it was missing was a giant baguette.
Here is how people reacted to seeing the Halloween Spirit version of an Assassinâs Creed protagonist show up at the international sporting event:
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Same Vibes.#OpeningCeremony #OlympicGames pic.twitter.com/o3mA4y9oUz
— David Grashoff (@grasimar) July 26, 2024
not sure why the Olympics has an Assassin's Creed torchbearer but I dig it pic.twitter.com/UDkFI0Kgy3
— Kelly Knox (@kelly_knox) July 26, 2024
Who's that mysterious figure holding the torch?#Paris2024 #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/C2FQBqvJZl
— The Olympic Games (@Olympics) July 26, 2024
Assassin's Creed + Gojira + Ăpera
ESTUVO BRUTAL đ€đ#Paris2024 #JuegosOlĂmpicos #CeremoniaDeApertura pic.twitter.com/voIIruwfiz— Victor Chen (@VikthorChen) July 26, 2024
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Assassinâs Creed publisher Ubisoftâa French companyâappeared to tease the surprise cameo of its history-defending killer in a couple of posts earlier today, one winking at the official Olympics account and another sharing a trailer for Assassinâs Creed Unity, the one that takes place in France during the French Revolution. Itâs still not entirely clear how much this was a direct homage to the countryâs video game heritage rather than a vague gesture in the direction of a brand activation.
âWe were impressed by the opening ceremony and very proud to see that Assassinâs Creed was one of the inspirations for the showâs talented creators,â a spokesperson for Ubisoft told Kotaku in a statement. âIt is a true testament to video gamesâ influence on popular culture.â
While seeing gaming recognized IRL is always a neat surprise, not everyone was impressed with the opening ceremony more generally. Budget Olympics began trending on various parts of social media, with online onlookers critiquing the fact that the event wasnât held in a stadium and felt more dollar-store Eurovision than Hollywood Super Bowl half-time show.
Quite impressive that Paris have spent millions on the #OlympicsâŻâŻâŻ #OpeningCeremonyâŻâŻâŻ and still managed to give us the all the energy and excitement of a regional Pride with a ÂŁ327 budget.
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) July 26, 2024
We need to bring opening ceremonies back to stadiums. Rio 2016 made it work with less budget. This one from France is terrible!#Paris2024 #Olympics pic.twitter.com/OwOsJfThsv
— wilfred (@wilflucas) July 26, 2024
I am not in a position to judge. Maybe those naysayers would have felt differently if the assassin had jumped off a restored Notre Dame Cathedral into a giant cart of hay.
If the Olympic Games in France have you pining for a getaway you canât afford, Assassinâs Creed Unity isnât the worst alternative. The infamously buggy game at launch plays great now and will let you explore some of Parisâ most famous landmarks in-between many grisly (but necessary) murders. Itâs $30 on PS4, Xbox One, and PC, but you can also rent it for a paid month of PS Plus Extra or Ubisoft+, both of which are under $20.
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