To: Anyone!
From: Totilo
Re: But Do I Hate Japan?
We've got a guy here with an upset stomach. It's not pretty. The man is in his 30s, I think. Black hair. About shoulder length. He says he's been feeling ill since last night. Hasn't been able to do his job most of the day. Called in sick. He thinks it might be something he ate, but it's not clear. Sort of a mystery malady.
We notice that he's a PS3 owner and it is possible his gaming system suffered the same sort of shutdown earlier in the week. Could be related.
If anyone here is a doctor, please help.
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