Given Capcom's posture toward the franchise lately, you'd think Mega Man was, in fact, forced into a listless retirement devoid of personal fulfillment. With the Robot Wars ended, and no Robot Masters left to fight, how will the Blue Bomber find meaning in his life? He doesn't even have two hands.

This video (by Drew Newman) is a slooooooow burn. But, after the chortle-worthy intro, there's a sight gag and a one-liner that put me in the floor. And the cosplay is solid, too. Mark me down for wanting to see Peacetime Megaman II.

Peacetime Megaman I: "Couch Bits" [YouTube, h/t Parker S.]