Re: Pro Tip: Measure First!
I am an idiot. Absolute fact. I often say things without thinking them through, also true. When I found out I was going to Monte Carlo the first thing I said was that I was going to get a Monte Cristo in Monte Cristo... not Carlo. See, proof.
Worse still, after correcting myself, I insisted I would get a Monte Cristo in Monte Carlo. Thing is, they apparently don't sell the ham and cheese french toast there. Believe me, I checked. So that particular achievement remains locked to me, likely for good.
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