Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Platforms: Switch
Release Date: July 22
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, one of the best-written and funniest games in the whole Super Mario RPG franchise (fight me), is finally making its way to the Nintendo Switch. I for one think we all owe Hollywood actor Chris Pratt an apology for trashing him over his shoddy vocal performance in The Super Mario Bros. Movie. If it weren’t for Nintendo’s newfound desire to double down on its box office success by announcing a treasure trove of new Mario games and remakes, we wouldn’t be in the Italian plumber renaissance we now find ourselves in. Thank you, Chris.
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