First DuckTales, now Rescue Rangers. At the rate Scott Bradlee and company are transforming classic cartoon themes into R&B slow jams, there'll soon be nothing left of the original Disney Afternoon but an incredibly soulful crater.

Who knew the Rescue Rangers theme could be any sexier than it already was?

Granted, 16-year-old me had a serious crush on team mechanic Gadget, but then 16-year-old me had a serious crush on just about everything, so it's not so strange.

Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers - Saturday Morning Slow Jams [You Tube via TAY]