"It's like watching paint dry." What's that like, exactly? Thanks to our team of crack image manipulators rising to the challenge of creating the most horrible simulation game, now we know.
I'm sure, at some point, folks made jokes about making a simulator game where you played a simulator game. It's not a joke. It exists.
Trains in Japan are incredibly punctual. Being on time is counted down to the centiseconds. And unless there's an accident, Japanese trains simply are not late.
Let's say you want to play a Submarine game. No harm in that, it's a classic genre. You could just sit in front of a monitor. Maybe, if you were feeling up for it, slip on some headphones.
You may never have heard of Trainz, but if you're into train simulators it is the best, perhaps the only, game for you and now the million-copies-sold game is getting multiplayer.