It's the Smash Club Match of the Century: Mario VS. Princess Peach

Mario's Fight Club-esque escapades continue in the very much gritty and very much violent Mario Warfare's fifth episode, in which he goes up against a desperate and very pissed off Peach, fleeing her kingdom and hiding from Bowser in the Smash Club. » 12/11/13 5:30am 12/11/13 5:30am

Miyamoto, Asked Why Peach Isn't Playable, Looks to Skirt Issue

Oh, the eminent Nintendo designer still answered the question directly. He just said that Peach's flowing gown would have required different programming to incorporate her as a playable character in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. See? Get it? "Skirt issue?" » 10/18/09 12:00pm 10/18/09 12:00pm