Assasins Creed FIVE: Great LOL Sounds Like an Amazing Game
"Connor goes to revolutionary France, but doesn't take part in the revolution, just wanders the countryside + eats cheese and wine."
Olympic Speed Skating Would Be a Lot Better if It Was Like Mario Kart
After two weeks of hearing about sports you've never cared to follow in the past four years, you've probably wondered why the short track skaters don't just ... you know ... throw a blue shell at the end? And here we can see what would happen if they did.
When K-Pop Meets Chinese Traffic Police, Hilarity Ensues
Today, December 2, 12/2, is just a regular day in the world—except for traffic police in China. Today, the numbers correlate with the phone number for Chinese traffic police, 122, and because of that the fine traffic cops of Huizhou city in Guangdong province have released a nifty music video.
The Next Hollywood Blockbuster isn't Mario Kart, but It Should Be
So, Aaron Paul's big post-Breaking Bad victory lap is a nice payday and a starring role in a popcorn flick. But what if, instead of a gritty, growly movie adaptation for Need for Speed, Mario Kart got the treatment instead?
I'm Not Sure, But I Think PETA Is Upset With Pokémon.
Remember when we had to wait years for a follow-up to our pro-animal rights propaganda video games? The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals return to the Unrelated Region a year after Pokémon Black & Blue with Pokémon Red, White & Blue: Loosely Connected to McDonald's.
Lorde's 'Royals' + The Legend of Zelda = A Sweet Love Song
Ah, young love. Check out this adorable mash-up by Nerdist of the ridiculously catchy 'Royals' by Lorde and Zelda—not only is the result charming, but it's also chock full of references to the Nintendo franchise.
League of Legends Fan Favorite Gets A Catchy Parody
You have to be in a League of Legends World Championship finalist team to get the attention of devoted fans and get an awesome The Offspring parody song—like this one from The Yordles on YouTube.
Well, Okay. Maybe This Is A More Typical Day With PlayStation.
The other day we ran a PlayStation ad that gave us a tease of what life with a PS4 and PlayStation Vita could be like. I, for one, was pumped. Gamesies: The Show brings us a most excellent parody of that ad, playfully reminding us that things aren't always so rosy in the land of PlayStation.
This Is What Breaking Bad Would Be Like In An Alternate Reality
Well, technically, it wouldn't even be called "Breaking Bad" anymore, it would be called "Making Good." And in that (parody) version of Breaking Bad, Walter White actually gives up the meth game and takes up teaching as a means of paying for his cancer according to Thats Whats Up Comedy.
Watch Shaft Be A Badass And Take On Minecraft
The mob is back in town, and there's only one hero that can get to the bottom of it. Ever wonder what would happen if you dropped John Shaft into the world of Minecraft? Why, you'd get this blaxpoitation Minecraft parody by MachinimaPrime, of course.
This League of Legends Rap Parody Works Way Better Than It Should
There are many unlikely combinations in this world. Chicken and waffles. Sparkles and vampires. Also, this parody by Rawb09 of Coolio's song, Gangsta's Paradise and League of Legends.
What if movies were reviewed in the same way as video games? Something Awful has an idea of what that would read like: "The film runs at a steady 24 frames per second with very few frame drops." And a 9.6 means we're guaranteed a World War Z sequel right?
Forty-Five Mods Were Needed to Bring Man of Steel to Skyrim
Melding story elements of the first four Superman films—except the one where Richard Pryor recreates Kryptonite out of cigarettes—here is Skyrim at the Movies: Man of Steel, featuring Supes, Throthgar Luthor, Terence Stamp Zod, and Nuclear Man. It's got Eve Teschmacher, too, just not as hot as Valerie Perrine.
If The Chocobo Song Had Lyrics, They'd Be Sung In A Fake Irish Accent?
Prolific as he's been over the past few years, video game lyricist Brentalfloss has never topped his rendition of "Crazy Duck In Space." Now he's finally given the Chocobo song from Final Fantasy the lyrics treatment, and he still hasn't topped his DuckTales jam.
If You Can't See Man of Steel Tonight, Here's the Budget Version
For comic-book movies, the bigger the budget, the bigger the expectations, the bigger the letdown. Table 8 Productions, makers of "Iron Man 3 on a Budget," and "The Avengers on a Budget," know the key to exceeding expectations is to kill all hope of them in the womb. Thus this trailer for "Man of Steel" on a Budget.
You'll Need Cat-Like Reflexes to Win the Arrested Development Fighter
From the warped mind of the guy who brought you LEGO Breaking Bad here is a game that will not be shown today at E3: Bluthfighter—The Arrested Development Fighting Game.
The Big Xbox One Announcement, in Helpful, Hilarious Abridged Form
If you didn't see any of the Xbox One announcement yesterday, you may be of the impression this morning that Microsoft must have gone on stage and urinated on a picture of Mister Rogers while—wait a minute, was Phil Spencer really wearing two watches?
'LEGO Breaking Bad' is Good Enough to be Worth a Hellacious Spoiler
If you're not current through Season Four of Breaking Bad, it kills me to give you a spoiler alert, because this thing is fan-tastic. I'm dillydallying around with LEGO City Undercover right now, but if made, I would 100 percent this mofo tomorrow.
This Pokémon parody of Trinidad's "All Gold Everything," by the gaming rap collective Broken Pixels, is solid gold, too.
This Is Like Macklemore and Ryan Lewis's Catchy Song, Thrift Shop, Only …
Remember last year's super catchy tune, Thrift Shop? It was by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, and it was about the joys of being a thrifty shopper with a whole lot of swag. Here's a parody of that music video by IGN, only about used video games instead.
For comparison's sake, the original song: Great, now I'm gonna…