Olympic Speed Skating Would Be a Lot Better if It Was Like Mario Kart

After two weeks of hearing about sports you've never cared to follow in the past four years, you've probably wondered why the short track skaters don't just ... you know ... throw a blue shell at the end? And here we can see what would happen if they did.

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Sochi 2014 — Speed Skating Double Dash Final [timtimfed on YouTube]

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Holy crap! Whatever you do, do not watch the suggested "previous video" at the end of this thing. That needed a taxidermic gore warning. It seems funny at first, some cats with human eyes, then the cutting off of the skin of animals happens.