Backhanded Box Quotes: 'Keep This Piece of Crap to Yourself'

Welcome to "Backhanded Box Quotes," a collection of super pissed-off user reviews from people just like you! Whoa, whoa, don't take that personal. » 3/30/12 9:00pm 3/30/12 9:00pm This week, Backhanded Box Quotes wrangles with the disappointment faced by diehard fans upon the arrival of their long-awaited sequel—and an appeal for calm and reason by…

Watch This Trailer to Learns the Rule of Surviving I Am Alive

I Am Alive's promising a more intimate type of post-apocalypse and this tenderly narrated teaser gives a fresh look at the game's world and hazards. The clip also offers glimpses of how ravaged the world's become after the ill that's befallen it and how you can help other get through the future's tough times. Be sure… » 12/16/11 3:40pm 12/16/11 3:40pm

I Am Alive Creator Insists He's Not Opposed to a PC Port and Didn't…

Yesterday, Stanislas Mettra was quoted by IncGamers as saying some, well, very inflammatory things about why I Am Alive, the upcoming downloadable title for Xbox 360 and PS3, didn't have a PC port. Mettra's now written us—not to give the usual "I was misquoted," or "taken out-of-context" dodge—but to say that if his… » 11/24/11 12:20pm 11/24/11 12:20pm

I Am Alive's Creator Does Just About Everything He Can to Piss Off PC…

Here's a heartwarming tale full of good holiday cheer. In an interview with IncGamers, Stanislas Mettra, the creative director behind Ubisoft's thought-provoking survival tale I Am Alive said chances of a PC port are about zero because a) um, piracy and b) lol, nobody buys PC games anymore. » 11/23/11 11:00pm 11/23/11 11:00pm

The Dust, Danger and Despair of I Am Alive

There's a moment near the start of Cormac McCarthy's gripping post-apocalyptic novel The Road when a father holds up a gun to protect his son. Their lives hang by a thread—their assailant is alone, but his friends are near, and if the man pulls the trigger, he and his son will doubtless be discovered. And unbeknownst… » 10/28/11 4:00pm 10/28/11 4:00pm