How Video Game Breasts Are Made (And Why They Can Go Wrong)
Breasts swing. They sag. They flop. They can move. Over the years, many games have tried to emulate the way breasts behave. There's even a term for it: "Breast physics."
That's Not How Breasts Work, Ryse
Yes, most games have never been great at depicting realistic jyggle physics. It's not the best situation, but at this point, many of us are used to that. The breast physics on Ryse, though? I don't even know what is going on there.
Oh Good, The 3DS Ninja Breast Physics Sim Is Coming To North America
The original Senran Kagura was created because designer Kenichiro Takaki thought it would be a good idea to use the 3DS to look at breasts in 3D. Thrilled with the results, he made a sequel, and now that sequel is coming to North America this fall. Oh boy.
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A "Pair of Walking Tits" Brings Resident Evil's Direction Into Question
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The recent revelation of Resident Evil's Rachel has commenter LordFlash questioning the direction Capcom is taking its popular survival horror franchise in. Share his worries in today's Speak Up on Kotaku.
Strict Regulations Govern the Breasts of Soul Calibur
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Soul Calibur boss Daishi Odashima gives us a peek at the exacting measurements governing the chest sizes of the game's femme fatales, as seen on Twitter.
IGN Vixen Goes Topless For Charity
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IGN's Jessica Chobot recently went topless for charity, allowing a Sony artist to give a cast of her chest a "God of War" paint job.
Age Of Conan Girls Get Accidental Boob Job
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As if Age of Conan subscribers didn't have enough to complain about already, now Funcom goes and forces involuntary plastic surgery on them. In a perfect, happy world, no one would have been paying enough attention to their character's animated breasts to notice, but when certain players logged in after the latest…