What This Man Really Wanted Was To See Breasts In 3D

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Senran Kagura aims to please. So does game designer Kenichiro Takaki. According to Takakai, what inspired the game is probably what will inspired players to buy it: boobs.


In a post over on the game's official site, Takaki, who also developed PSP game Half-Minute Hero, talks about how this is the age of 3D games. Takaki recalls back to last spring when he first began work on his new project.

"I started to think about what I wanted to see in a game on the Nintendo 3DS and within thirty seconds, I came up with it," he writes. "It was boobs."

This shouldn't be surprising as Takaki refers to himself as the "Bakunyu producer" with "bakunyu" meaning "huge boobs" or literally "exploding breasts". This moniker is due to all the chesty characters that appear in his games.

This now makes me wonder where where the title Half-Minute Hero came from...

Check out images of the game on Famitsu.com.

にゅうにゅうブログ - 閃乱カグラ はじまり、はじまり。 [MMV]



One day, I was walking to school and I started to think about what I wanted to see today. WIthin thirty seconds, I came up with it. It was boobs. And then bam! There's a girl. She's got some boobs on her, whaddaya know! And there's another one! And another! And a dude but we don't care about dicks right now. And another dude, and a girl!

That's when I started to realize that I was surrounded by boobs and it was fantastic! None of them were exploding or inflating to ridiculous sizes but that's cool, that's cool. Maybe another day, you know? Besides, I was feeling too good about my revelation!

With all these boobs around, I felt another revelation coming on. Asses are pretty hot too! And god damn, as soon as I thought of that I was surrounded by asses. I didn't think it was possible but I was happier than ever. I was grinning like a maniac. Not only that, but dudes asses were kinda good looking too, so I had a wider selection!

But these two weren't enough. I knew that all good things come in threes, so a third revelation was inevitable. And there it came, stampeding through my consciousness like a freight train made of wild horses and bull elephants. There are people around! Real live people with souls and bodies and minds and hopes and needs and issues and oddities and worldviews and everything!

That was the day I learned how to live outside of my fantasies. I don't have to settle for imaginary bodies when real ones are so much, well, more real. I don't have to believe that inhabiting those bodies are vapid, passive shells of personalities, because real personalities are richer and more interesting than any imagined. And I don't have to pine over the fact that these impossible people of fantasy aren't real, because I wouldn't want them anyway compared to these weird, complex, wonderful people that inhabit the same reality that I do.

Long story short, on that day I stopped reading hentai forever.

Not sure this belongs here but I'm not starred so y'all don't have to read it.