First, he romped through the real world, making people's lives miserable. Now, he's showing up in Dishonored, Minecraft and a few other virtual locales to screw things up. Damn you, Blanka.
Goddammit, Blanka. Look at him go on his public rampages, totally unapologetically. Causing all sorts of havoc!
I’m sure it’s a familiar story. You or your friend gets a Super Nintendo with Street Fighter II. A horde of friends bumrush your house to play. One little bastard always figured out how Blanka’s electricity move didn’t he? And proceeded to dominate everyone before we figured out how to Hadouken. Screw that kid. Ever…
You really don't want to let the meter expire in a town where they employ World Warriors as meter maids.
...is not this Pikachu girl. Imagine something two-hundred times cuter than she is. Someone so gloriously sexy that we couldn't place them on the front page for fear of riots. Brace yourself, and continue.
In this cross-over to end all cross-overs, Blanka makes a special appearance in the UFO livestock puzzler Flock, doing what he does best - rolling into a ball and falling off cliffs. Okay, perhaps that's not what he does best, but we've already got plenty of games where he does that. Let the poor giant green man…