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A Million More Reasons Why Blanka Sucks

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I’m sure it’s a familiar story. You or your friend gets a Super Nintendo with Street Fighter II. A horde of friends bumrush your house to play. One little bastard always figured out how Blanka’s electricity move didn’t he? And proceeded to dominate everyone before we figured out how to Hadouken. Screw that kid. Ever since that day I’ve had a serious problem with Blanka, and this video just helps reinforce everything that is wrong him.

In short, Blanka is a troll. He is also a tool for the trolling of others. He is a monstrous representation of the degradation of humanity. Blanka is the internet. He is you at your worst, he is me. Blanka is the troll in all of us.

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Today, we are all Blanka.

Thanks Alan for sending this in!

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