Buy Your Own Skyrim Beard (And Face, And Hair)

ThinkGeek is selling this...thing, which it calls "Elder Scrolls Norse Beard". It's a knitted beard and helmet combo, meaning it'll cover just about your entire head.

I would make jokes about mops, but if you live somewhere genuinely cold, this looks like a damn fine way to keep your noggin warm.

Elder Scrolls Nord Beard [ThinkGeek, via Fashionably Geek]