World of Warcraft, Left 4 Dead, Tomb Raider… Avid Kotaku readers (and/or consumers of adult entertainment) know that actual porn parody movies exist for these video game franchises. But what if your tastes run to Ezio, Samus or, um, Rayman? These characters don't have films but one digital artist has made up fake DVDs covers for these characters' would-be sexploits.
These images— the work of DeviantArt contributor Porrskadad—go back a few years but popped up on Reddit today. They riff on the pastime of turning movie names dirty, but use some rather slick visuals to imagine raunchy hook-ups from characters you'd expect and some you wouldn't. Let's be thankful these were imagined before Kinect or PlayStation Move became reality. Motion control could mean very bad things for some of the movies joked about in these images.
"Porn has never been this much fun!" [DeviantArt, via Reddit]