Whew. What a week. I could really use a beer or six and a shot of Jim Beam and a burrito and ten hours of sleep. Maybe some off-topic conversation in an open thread would complement that body destruction and recovery nicely. I think so!
Folks, I won't bore you with the details, because I've got a dog downstairs that needs some walking. And I'm just the guy with the lease and the biodegradable shit bag to do it! Or at least I think so. I'm confident that I'll get this done.
Have a good weekend, y'all. See you on the flipside. Here's some things to talk about.
- Has The Free Flexor Replaced The Shake Weight As The Most Suggestive Exercise Device? - Is this real?
- GOP presidential hopeful Rick Perry gets the Bad Lip Reading treatment - Save a pretzel for the gas jets. For America.
- The best Wampa inspired sneakers of the day - Kudos, Adidas.
- 29 year old woman hears herself (clearly) for the first time - Deaf since birth and given a hearing implant. Doubters, she says she's used hearing aids before and worked on developing her speech.