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Xbox Is Taunting Fans With The Worst $80 Purchase Of Their Lives

They literally could’ve named them Xcrocs and chose not too

Crocs, I’m told, are very comfortable. They’re definitely not, have never been, and will never be my thing, but if I were an Xbox super fan (which maybe I was at some point in my life), I might be tempted by these $80 monstrosities, especially because the stark green and black color schemes remind me of the OG Xbox’s styling. At least they’d make for a great ice breaker at parties. You can walk around going, “This is an Xbox.” Everyone will love you.

Xbox and Crocs have teamed up to deliver official Xbox-branded Crocs (h/t PC Gamer), complete with buttons and thumbsticks. You can’t move those sticks or buttons, but the color scheme is pretty nice, and for an extra $20 you can adorn it with charms based on Halo, Doom, WoW, and other franchises.

Honestly, I’m really digging the color of the Doom charm the most. I wonder if I can retrofit it to pin onto a backpack or something. The Halo one ain’t bad either, though it looks a touch chunkier than I like my Master Chief.

A Doom logo is adorned on Crocs.
© Image: Microsoft / Crocs

You know, the more I look at these things, the more I’m warming up to them. The Xbox clogs go on sale tomorrow, November 26, 2025 at the official Crocs store.

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