Witcher Birthday Cake Features Hot Tub, Dick

For @Klutar’s birthday, his partner made him this Witcher 3 cake. It is a wet, naked, hairy work of art.


I’ve seen Collector’s Edition statues with less detail than this, so this is really something.


And yes, before you ask, yes, it got eaten.

Even (especially?) that bit.

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Luke Plunkett

Luke Plunkett is a Senior Editor based in Canberra, Australia. He has written a book on cosplay, designed a game about airplanes, and also runs cosplay.kotaku.com.