Link
No. Link has never seen a vagina in his life, but that’s okay because in my mind, Link is ace anyway. For those who like to point out his relationship with Mipha in Breath of the Wild as proof Link does in fact fuck, counterpoint: Mipha also does not fuck. Anyway, he’s got more pressing concerns, like saving all of Hyrule again in Breath of the Wild 2. (Or uh, does he?)
Verdict: No. But Sidon does! (He’s gotta watch those teeth though.)
