I've been trying to succinctly summarize the Templars of Funcom's upcoming paranormal MMO all week long, and then this young girl comes along and puts it in simple, easy-to-understand terms: They are the lions of The Secret World.

A Dragon may turn on another Dragon if it furthers the cause of chaos. A member of the Illuminati might betray a fellow simply because he's had too much to drink. But the Templars? They are steadfast, loyal, and disciplined. Let the others call themselves secret societies. This is a secret army.

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