To: Crecente
From: Bashcraft
RE: Swine Flue Two

Hope Tristan is feeling better...

Previously, I got a speeding ticket for speeding. It was a trap, a set-up so to speak. And for one reason or another, I didn't pay it by the deadline the cops had set.

<_< ... >_>

Anyway! The police sent me a new ticket today with late charges. How much? A whopping 800 yen (about $8) more. That's kinda low, you know.

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