Ah, yes. TUD. T-U-D. That does not stand for "Tress Under Distress," but "Tell Us Dammit." Rather, TELL US DAMMIT. Here's how it works:
We ask a question, you answer it. Simple and no strings attached! This isn't some marketing survey or whatever. It's an emotional investment in you. Yes, we're interested in knowing you, Kotaku reader person. You probably know fucktons about us — more than you even want to, we're sure. But, hey, we'd like to know about you. That way you won't be some faceless blob — and we might feel a tinge of guilt when we ban your ass. Or not, because really we're incapable of human emotion. Hooray!
Question: This holiday season what games are you buying for other people? Hit us with your gift ideas, but do please leave out names, be vague and whatnot. Your friends might read Kotaku, too! Dammit.