What A Fat Japanese Man Looks Like Playing Ninja Gaiden Sigma II

Remember those Sony PS3 Slim "play face" ads? Sure ya do! Tecmo's latest Ninja Gaiden Σ II doesn't show play face, but rather, shake face.

Or maybe jiggle face.

Or even jubblie jiggle face.

Other previous Ninja Gaiden Σ II ads include boob wall touching, Statue of Liberty slicing and scary Japanese women.

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Alexander Ladd

Why does his weight have to be a part of this? It isn't like he is super fat. He is obviously wearing a sweater that makes him look bigger than he is, but it isn't like he needs a wheel chair to move around.

Fuck you Brian for making fun of the guy. Seems like Kotaku is heading in the direction of XBox Live.