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What A Fat Japanese Man Looks Like Playing Ninja Gaiden Sigma II

By
Brian Ashcraft
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Remember those Sony PS3 Slim "play face" ads? Sure ya do! Tecmo's latest Ninja Gaiden Σ II doesn't show play face, but rather, shake face.

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Or maybe jiggle face.

Or even jubblie jiggle face.

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Other previous Ninja Gaiden Σ II ads include boob wall touching, Statue of Liberty slicing and scary Japanese women.

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