'Weird' Doesn't Even Begin to Describe Burrito Galaxy

Its full name is Burrito Galaxy 64: Mega-Tortilla Bean Saga 30X6 - Planetoid SAL-5A XIV Directors Cut: Extreme Edition. Let that sink in for a bit.

Okay, now watch the trailer.

You might feel some confusion. That's normal. On the basic level, Burrito Galaxy is a first-person puzzle game for PC, injected with a healthy dose of crazy. The all-caps official description stands as testament to that:

GRAB UR BURRITO N SUIT UP, ITS TIME TO BEAN IT UP!

SLAP, BURP, AND SWACK YOUR WAY THROUGH COUPLES OF PUZZLES, SOME OF DUNGEONS AND TWO OF BOSS.

BECOME GUAC - THE FIRST FEMALE BEAN COMMANDER IN BURRITO GALAXY - AND DELIVER THE INTERSTELLAR BEAN PAYLOAD!

EXPLORE ALIEN PLANET WHERE IN PIRATES HAVE TAKEN YOUR BEAN CORE.

HOW WILL GUAC DELIVER THE BEANS NOW!?

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Yeah. Honestly, it's refreshing to see something as insane as this come along once in a while. Keeps things fresh.

In any case, the Greenlight is for an upcoming, more developed sequel of sorts to a prototype "First-person Neo-burritocore Procedural Roguelikelikelike Rhythmic Taquitocrawler" that you can play around with here.

Burrito Galaxy [Steam Greenlight]

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DISCUSSION

I always get a kick out of running stuff through google translate, and this press release was just begging to translated over and over, as it is already gibberish.

Press release => Swahili => Greek => English

Grab a burrito N UR Suit up, its time to BEAN IT UP!

Kofi, Burp and Swack your way through a couple of puzzles, some of the holes and two of the boss.

Do guac - GOVERNOR first woman to GALAXY bean burrito - giving interstellar payload BEAN!

Discover the world where a stranger PIRATES have received your basic BEAN.

How guac save beans now?

(I know, I am weird)